Sunday, February 10, 2008
'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room
and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth.
'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.'
Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said
'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you.'
Friday, February 1, 2008
Thursday, December 6, 2007
You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and step out onto the church steps The photographer raises his camera.
Following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new husband stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and relatives eagerly wait.
The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky. Not a dry eye in the house, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity....
Wedding Gown $2,500.
Having 'the twins' pop out and say CHEESE in front of your family and friends...
Friday, October 26, 2007
I just got my hands on what the 15 year old will die for. I'd had trouble getting it, as all the local places were 'out of stock' or on 'backorder'.
So... I need ideas on how to disguise it for the girl, so she'll really be floored.
I'm also not all freaky about being 'fair' and spending the same dollar amount on each kiddo. Hey, if my lil one really will love a jack-in-the-box, she's getting one even though it might be a $10 gift. They each get what they want (but not everything they want!), but sometimes I'll spend much more for one kid than another. There's a good amount of years between them, so it's not obvious. Man, I love getting a deal...
So, I welcome your suggestions on how to surprise the girl.