So today I went downstairs, and smelled poop. Two year old is potty trained, and I knew it wasn't me (well, pretty sure, anyway!) So I searched the downstairs - it was poo-less. What in the world???? Then the pup came around the corner, and it smelled stronger. Hmmm... he hadn't been outside to step in a pile, what's going on?
I'll tell you what's going on... he ate a turd out of the potty! I was on the phone when DD called me in to help her wipe, which I did. I didn't want to dump and flush while on the phone (how rude!) so I left the room while she was washing her hands. I'd go back as soon as I was done on the phone.
Well I forgot. The dog ate it, and left the toilet paper behind.
I sent him outside, he smelled. Hoped some fresh air would help.
He came back in, still stinking.
I gave him a dog bone, hoping that would take care of the smell and clean his mouth.
NOPE.
I gave him an ice cube (he loves them).
NOPE.
I finally grabbed a handful of baby wipes, and scrubbed his stinky face. It came back with a hint of brown.
I then text messaged the oldest kid, to warn tell her, so she wouldn't smooch on the dog upon her arrival home from school (although that would have been funny...).
Damn dog...
6 comments:
Sooo...Your dog has a potty-mouth! I would have been tempted not to tell the teen until she was puckered-up for that dog-smooch!!!
that is so crappy!
Eww! And GOOD for you for creating an anonymous blog. I have that same problem, where I stop myself time and time again because I know of certain family that reads it.
I almost pissed myself when I heard the music. Now, who out there knows who "unrated" really is>!?!?! They's cracking me up!
I am laughing so hard. Oh and Sam, you nailed it.
You are one talented actress my dear.
This stuff brews within?
I love you beyond words. Talk trashy to me, but wipe your face first, cause I'm wondering if that is brown lipstick or not ;)
I have SO done the talk on the phone while doing the business and not flush deal. Busted! You are killing me.
poopy kisses tonight xo
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