Thursday, December 6, 2007

IMAGINE IT'S YOU...

You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and step out onto the church steps The photographer raises his camera.

Following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new husband stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and relatives eagerly wait.

The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky. Not a dry eye in the house, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity....

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Wedding Gown $2,500.

Photographer $2,000

Having 'the twins' pop out and say CHEESE in front of your family and friends...

PRICELESS!!!!!

12 comments:

Sam said...

Is it just me? I don't see the photo. Are you just messing with a stressed woman's mind?

kitchu said...

punch line is dead without the photo dang it! just a big x mark, what the hell?? :O)

Sam said...

Hey Kris!
I think she's messing with us!
Sam

crazylady said...

I see it perfectly



Good one
Those are family album material

cougchick said...

can't see it either. Dangit!

My twins popped out in front of my son and my Dad this summer while swimming. My son couldn't cover those things fast enough. He turned beat red. I just shrugged...

crazylady said...

okay, NOW I REALLY SEE it!

kitchu said...

I.KID.YOU.NOT. THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE EVER LAUGHED READING ANY BLOG POST IN HISTORY. THE HARDEST.


Sen is in heaven on this one I'm sure... :O)

Snowflowers Mum said...

hehehehe...

I knew I shouldnt have worn a strapless gown!

That is fricken priceless!

Hayley

Maia said...

I was SO not expecting that!

That's something that would happen to me. In fact, I did have that vision when i bought a strapless wedding gown. That's why I sewed 3" of fur around the top of the gown...just to give me that extra buffer zone of nipple coverage ;)

insanemommy said...

LOL. I Thought the birds were going to crap all over the newlyweds! LOL. This is hysterical. On another note however. I think the bride may want to consider a "lift". The "girls" don't look so healthy. Or purrrr-dy!

Steffie B. said...

Do I see nipple hair? I think she forgot to pluck!

Nirab Pudasaini said...

Hehe
Indeed priceless
But the picture is fake...