Tuesday, September 11, 2007
POO EATING DOG
So today I went downstairs, and smelled poop. Two year old is potty trained, and I knew it wasn't me (well, pretty sure, anyway!) So I searched the downstairs - it was poo-less. What in the world???? Then the pup came around the corner, and it smelled stronger. Hmmm... he hadn't been outside to step in a pile, what's going on?
I'll tell you what's going on... he ate a turd out of the potty! I was on the phone when DD called me in to help her wipe, which I did. I didn't want to dump and flush while on the phone (how rude!) so I left the room while she was washing her hands. I'd go back as soon as I was done on the phone.
Well I forgot. The dog ate it, and left the toilet paper behind.
I sent him outside, he smelled. Hoped some fresh air would help.
He came back in, still stinking.
I gave him a dog bone, hoping that would take care of the smell and clean his mouth.
I gave him an ice cube (he loves them).
I finally grabbed a handful of baby wipes, and scrubbed his stinky face. It came back with a hint of brown.
I then text messaged the oldest kid, to warn tell her, so she wouldn't smooch on the dog upon her arrival home from school (although that would have been funny...).